Around 15 years ago, a small Françoise Appledehli and her father, Mr. Appledelhi, had stumbled into a small Catholic orphanage to seek shelter from an ongoing storm outside. As they entered the facility, they saw that the inhabitants had all retired to their chambers and had all fallen fast asleep. Not wanting to disturb them, Mr. Appledehli made a small makeshift bed in the corner for Edward constructed of towels and throw pillows.
"That soft enough for ya, Françoise?"
She silently nodded at her father and smiled at him. Françoise had never spoken a single word in her six years of life, but Mr. Appledehli had grown accustomed to her silence and nevertheless enjoyed her company. He watched her as she slowly curled up and fell asleep on the ground. Mr. Appledehli listened to the pitter-patter of the falling rain until he finally nodded off...
"What the heck is that???"
"It looks like a hermit came in here or something..."
"Is it dead?"
Françoise was rudely awakened by a poking sensation in her face. She quickly awoke and noticed she was surrounded by a group of children and a rather dirty-looking boy had been prodding her face with a stick. She abruptly jumped up, grabbed the stick, and hissed at the boy like a feral cat. The children screamed and dispersed as she heard the voice of an adult.
"Children! What is going on?"
"Sister Clara! It has rabies!"
"Just what on earth are you talking about?"
"That!"
The boy pointed a fearful finger at Françoise, who by now had turned her face completely into the corner. A small child approached the nun and tapped her on the shoulder to get her attention.
"Sister Clara, Gene poked it with a stick to make sure it wasn't dead..."
"Is that what happened?"
The child nodded.
"Well no wonder it's upset... When you do something like that to someone, it's going to rattle them up a bit. The poor dear was probably exhausted."
The nun stooped down to Françoise's level.
"Hey, are you okay? Do you need help?"
Françoise peered at the nun and drew even closer to the corner. The nun patiently placed her hand on the girl.
"My child, you look tired and famished... If you will allow me to help you, I'll get you some nourishment. Gene here was just curious about you and probably didn't express that in the most polite manner... Maybe if you could tell me a bit about yourself, say, your name, maybe we could help locate a family member..."
Françoise slowly turned around and faced Sister Clara. The nun looked into her eyes and realized the child's dilemma.
"Oh dear...Someone left you here last night... Didn't they?"
She averted her eyes from the nun and began to survey the orphanage. She caught eye-contact with Gene who gave her a disgusted look.
"Ugh, I don't know if it's a boy or girl..."
Sister Clara glanced at him severely and snapped, "That will be quite enough, Gene! Say another thing like that & you'll be sent to bed without any supper!"
"Yes, Sister Clara..." Gene began to walk away into the hallway. Sister Clara held out her hand to Françoise.
"Don't fear, little one. You're in safe hands, now. Now let's get you something to eat... You must be starving."
The nun fed the girl a confection of herring and grits which Françoise ate up heartily. She introduced her to the children that day and let her join in on all of the schooling activities. Françoise could already read and write pretty well, but she was most proficient in mathematics. She even solved some of the older children's problems with ease, but she never uttered a single word.
This dynamic carried on for a few more days, until one morning, Sister Clara made an unexpected announcement that no lessons were to be held that day.
"Alright children, settle down... I just received very important news this morning that I'm sure you will all be thrilled to hear. Father Wolfwood is paying a special visit to earth later today to see all of you and bring by some food!"
The children all began exclaiming in awe.
"Now, I know you're all excited, but I need you to be on your best behavior and show Father Wolfwood gratitude for his visit..."
"We will, Sister Clara," said the children in unison. Françoise gave off a confused look as to who this Father Wolfwood was. A small girl named Samantha approached Françoise.
"Have you ever met Father Wolfwood?"
She shook her head.
"Oh, he's so cool! He's this priest who carries around a giant cross and brings us candy and plays with us... He's strong and tall and super handsome as well!"
The girl had stars in her eyes as she said this. Françoise held her hand to her mouth and giggled at the girl. Gene butted in and said, "Father Wolf is too much of a man to focus on that sissy stuff!"
"Oh quiet, you! Go bob for apples in the outhouse!" Gene fell silent and walked away. Françoise looked at the girl in admiration as she turned to face her.
"Sorry about that...My name's Samantha..." The girl extended her small hand to Françoise. She shyly shook the girl's hand and smiled at her. "I can introduce you to Father Wolfwood later. He'll be happy to see a new kid here..."
Sister Clara then summoned the children to get cleaned up before Father Wolfwood arrived. All of the children were given warm baths and changes of nice clothes which had been donated to the orphanage for special occasions. Françoise received a nice green plaid dress with white socks and black patent shoes. She had some trouble walking in them due to her unfamiliarity with wearing shoes. Sister Clara gathered the children outside of the orphanage. They waited outside for a while until they heard the sound of a distant motorcycle approaching. Just when they thought the revving had passed them, a large motorcycle drove up and stopped. A tall man wearing a black suit and sunglasses unmounted the bike. He gathered a large cloth-covered cross and planted it on the ground. The children looked up at him and screamed with delight. They all ran to him and swarmed him with greetings and numerous questions. Father Wolfwood picked up a small child and mounted him on his shoulders. Françoise stayed behind and watched the children welcome the mysterious priest. Sister Clara approached him and gave him a warm hug.
"Nicholas... So glad you're here..."
The man took off his sunglasses and smiled at the nun.
"It's great to be back... I was starting to miss these little guys..." The priest noticed Françoise cowering behind Sister Clara. He bent down and studied her.
"Well now... Who's this new addition to the family?"
Françoise recoiled even more and hid her face in the nun's dress.
"Oh don't be shy... I was just asking," the priest cheerfully stated to her.
Sister Clara sighed. "It's hard to say... She hasn't said a single word since she came here."
"Oh, well she seems like a pretty neat kid. That's a pretty dress you're wearing." He winked at Françoise. "Well, whatever-your-name-is, it's a pleasure to meet you. I hope you enjoy it here."
The priest stood up and walked away with the horde of children following him. Sister Clara took Françoise's hand and led her inside the orphanage. Wolfwood read the children Bible stories; Françoise especially enjoyed the story of Joseph. Later that day, the children asked if they could go outside and play kickball. Wolfwood had brought them a new ball and they were eager to try it out.
Teams were chosen and Françoise was on the kicking side with Samantha. Gene was one of the team captains and the pitcher; he had an especially hateful gleam in his eye against Françoise. Gene struck out kids right and left, until it was Françoise's turn to kick. Gene rolled the ball toward her as she kicked with all her might and sent the ball hurtling towards the sky. Gene attempted to catch it, but failed. Françoise won her team a home run. As she neared the end of the home base, Gene approached her with the ball in hand and flung it in her face as hard as he could. The children gasped as Sister Anna, another nun, came over and began to berate him. As Françoise picked herself up from the ground, she heard Gene utter the unthinkable:
"She cheated! She cheated! She's just mad and out to get me because her dad left her here on purpose..."
Françoise sprinted towards Gene and violently flung herself onto him. Before Wolfwood could react, she pinned the boy to the ground and began slapping and punching him. Gene screamed in pain and begged her to stop, but Françoise persisted. She got dirt all over her face and dress but still continued her attack. Wolfwood ran to the scene, snatched Françoise, and picked up her flailing body off of Gene's.
"What in the hell is going on here?!"
Françoise struggled against the priest until he grabbed her arm and told her in a firm voice, "HEY. Knock it off..."
Gene sobbed, "that street rat tried to kill me! She's a monster!"
Wolfwood looked at the tiny girl and drew her closer.
"Okay, girl. What caused this?"
Françoise remained silent and pulled her arm away from the priest's grasp. With catlike reflexes, he grabbed Françoise's arm and jerked her back. Françoise winced at the pain from the forceful jerk.
"C'mon! Please answer my question!"
Almost as quickly as the priest had done, Françoise let out a loud yelp and clawed the priest across his face. He let go of her arm and grabbed his cheek in pain. Françoise ran away frantically and entered the orphanage. She ran to Sister Clara and buried her face in her habit.
"What's wrong? Did you get hurt?! Oh, poor thing. You're all dirty...?"
The little girl began to sob into the nun. She patted Françoise on the back and quietly comforted her. Soon after, Wolfwood and Gene entered from outside and began to run cold water on a rag for their wounds. Sister Clara approached him.
"Oh dear... What happened to you two out there? Where did you get that nasty cut?"
"Oh, there was just a little dispute on the field... I think we've resolved it now..."
Sister Clara turned to Françoise and stared at her for a moment.
"Did you have anything to do with this?"
Françiose wiped tears off her face and peered at the ground.
Sister Clara gave both children a disappointed look.
"I see... Well, it looks like you children will have to be punished for this violent behavior. You'll both be placed in time-out and will be restricted from joining in the rest of today's activities. You'll also apologize to Father Wolfwood for displaying such behavior."
"Yes ma'am..." Gene uttered.
"Sorry, Father Wolf..." The nun gave Gene a menacing glare.
"Uh... Father Wolf...Wood..."
The priest nodded at the child. Françoise was about to pass both adults until Sister Clara cleared her throat loudly, indicating for Françoise to apologize to Wolfwood. The small girl stopped and stared at the ground for a few moments until her eyes shot up at his as she muttered, "Sorry."
Both adults stood in awe as the formerly silent child walked away and retired to the solitary room.
"That's the first word she has ever spoken since she's been here..."
"Well, the kid certainly packs a punch..." Wolfwood chuckled as he lit up a cigarette.
Sister Clara was awestruck.
"You mean to tell me she physically attacked Gene and managed to scratch you across the face?!"
Wolfwood smiled.
"Yeah... She's definitely something else... I kinda like her spunk..."
Sister Clara buried her head in her palms.
"Oh, children should never be so violent..."
"Actually, Gene may have needed some sense knocked into him."
"What do you mean by that?!"
"I'm just saying... The kid's got a big mouth and doesn't know when to stop talking. He's prone to saying some damaging things... Who knows? Maybe that redhead taught him a valuable lesson today." Sister Clara chuckled and shook her head.
"I actually find myself agreeing with you on this one..."
Wolfwood laughed and propped his cross on the wall.
"You know, Sister Clara, I admire your patience with all these kids..."
"...And I admire your generosity."
The nun summoned the children inside for dinner about an hour later. Wolfwood picked up an extra bowl and decided to deliver it to Françoise. He knocked on her door and poked his head in.
"Hey kid... I brought you some grub."
Françoise looked at him with tears streaking down her face. She quickly wiped them away and continued watching the priest. He entered, placed the bowl near her, and sat down next to her.
"Looks like its fish 'n grits again... It actually tastes pretty good if you put some Tabasco on it..."
He reached in his front pocket and poured a few drops in his bowl. He stirred the contents around with his spoon and blew on the mixture to cool it down.
"I know you're probably still upset with me about earlier... That kid wouldn't pipe down and I shouldn't have grabbed your arm so hard... For that, I apologize... I guess I had it coming for being that forceful."
Françoise looked up at the priest and saw the scratch marks on his face she had left. Sadness and guilt swelled up in her heart. She reached up and touched his face. The priest winced a bit, but quickly smiled at her gesture. Françoise returned his smile and quickly reached for the Tabasco sauce, put a few drops of it in her bowl, and began to eat. The priest smiled chuckled at this.
"Well I'll be... You like the spicy stuff, huh? Most kids hate the taste of that stuff..."
Françoise picked up her bowl and began to drink the contents. He placed two pieces of ginger chews next to her hand.
"You know, Kid... I like you... What's your name?"
Françoise struggled with this for a moment. She picked up a candy, popped it in her mouth, and began to chew. She looked at the wrapper which read, "Edward's Ginger Chews".
"Gee, Sister Clara wasn't kidding when she said you were a quiet one..."
Françoise looked up at the priest and said, "Edward."
"Huh?"
"Ed's name is... Edward".
The priest paused for a moment.
"Edward, huh? That's a nifty name... You're probably used to calling me Father Wolfwood by now, but you can always call me Nicolas... Or just Wolfwood... Whatever's your preference."
Françoise, now Edward, giggled at him.
"Woof-wood..."
" hmm?"
"Woofwood..."
"Not bad... I kinda like it. You're okay, Ed... I'm gonna let you finish up your punishment now, but if you ever wanna talk again, all you gotta do is ask, okay?"
Edward nodded and smiled at the priest as he exited the room.
Over the next few years, Wolfwood and Edward developed a close friendship that surpassed that with the other children. During his visits, Wolfwood read to her at bedtime and would bring her pinwheels from other far off places he would travel through. Wolfwood would let Edward watch "Jesus Christ Superstar" with him on every Easter, much to the chagrin of Sister Clara. He was drawn to her eccentric personality and would berate the other children if they made fun of her speech impediment or how she spoke in the third person. She almost viewed him as an older brother. He had been one of the first people who had consistently cared about and had taken care of her.
Until one day, he stopped showing up at the orphanage...